do you ever feel like you’re just sort of
like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone
like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything
leonardo dicaprio is a man with a fork in a world full of soup
kevin spacey stealing an entire box of pizza and also my heart
RIP Harold Ramis, what a great dude.
gets an ER
is super pumped about everything I can get done
sat down on the floor
wakes up four hours later
Disney life, yall
ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS GARGOYLE WANTED TO FUCK A GOAT
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
@cal-zone and I are going to be taking a long road trip down to Florida from New York today. It’s gunna be brutal.
Getting ready to start my new life in Orlando.
All I care about is pasta and like 3 people?